Hey there, folks! My name is Stitch MacRae, and I'm here to tell you all about my fantastic life as a French Bulldog living in the Bayou Club.

 

First things first, let me set the record straight: I may be 7 years old, but I'm living the dream! Some folks might call me spoiled, and they'd be right. My parents even toyed with the idea of putting up a sign that reads "Beware of Guard Dog" on our lawn. But hey, it's just my way of saying hello to everyone who passes by.

 

Now, let's talk about my ego. Sure, I may only weigh 24lbs and stand about a foot tall, but in my mind, I'm a giant among canines. And why shouldn't I be? My human parents treat me like royalty. Dad's always dropping tasty treats on the floor for me, while Mom keeps me on the canine version of weight watchers. (Gotta keep this physique in check, you know?)

 

One thing I take pride in is my unique talent: standing up on my hind legs and begging. It's a showstopper, let me tell you! But enough about me showing off—let's talk about my biggest fear: missing out on a trip to Seminole County Park. I mean, who doesn't love a good park day, am I right? It's the perfect place to let loose, sniff around, and mark my territory on every tree in sight.

 

Now, let's talk about my reputation in the neighborhood. Everybody loves me, from the gate guards to my fellow furry friends like Maui, Coco, Sage, and Bert. Even Dusty, the playful one, can't resist ringing the doorbell just to get me to come out and play. But don't worry, I've never been one to cause trouble in the community.

 

Ah, and speaking of community, the Bayou Club sure knows how to throw a party. Yappy hour? Count me in! I strut my stuff in the Bayou Club, and let me tell you, it's always a blast!

 

But you know what I love most about my family? It's the love they shower me with every single day. It's absolutely priceless, and I wouldn't trade it for anything in the world. So here's to love, laughter, and living the good life in the Bayou Club!